Yikes is right, besides he never mentions if he likes cats.

BTW, Rusty, I thought you'd want to know that everyone who starts at my company gets a package of Jeff Gordon note pads ... not my decision ... and odd ... I don't know why but there it is.

I bet he'd do something violent and illegal to your cat if he thought it was tghreatening you ... because that's his job ...

Jeffy notepads? What are they thinking. Are you sending out your resume?
I'm sure you heard about nascars reigning champ Kurt Bush getting ticketed in Phx last weekend for speeding and running a stop sign. He had been drinking but they couldnt get him for DUI. He also got lippy with the cops and told them they must be Jeff Gordon fans.
He's taking over Rustys ride next season so now everyone is going to be booing my beloved #2 car.
The Princess wouldnt last with a week with Mickey/Woody, he'd kill her after she chewed up his dustbuster cord.

Wow...I'm kind of stunned.
" sent to your room" what the hell? I haven't been sent to my room since I was like, eight...

And I thought it was his job to keep me fed and healthy, but he wants me thinner than average?

I would love to know how many responses he got.

Cannonball:

I'm pretty sure that it was a joke. In fact, I'm sure of it. Check out this and this. The guy is pretty funny. Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if he's the same guy who used to write the "blonde" posts in Bay Area "missed connections" about 5 years ago.

Jheka, i think you are spending entirely too much time on Craigslist.
;-)

Yes, and his obsession with Maya Rudolph continues.